At first I thought it was a bright idea. Then I realized, I was ignorantly immature. While ignorance is indeed bliss, that doesn’t stop it from being a big pain in the rear at the wrong times. I was just about to click delete on my bid and send the failure of the poem I had written to kingdom come, when I got a PM from the person who was looking for my work. He loved the poem (or so I gathered, though he didn’t say it), and wanted me to start working on the articles he had chosen for me to work on, immediately!

Which shows that if you want a freelancing project, don’t give your prospective employer any of that cut and paste junk. Invest time in making a quality, creative, well thought out (or just really creative) peice of work, and then submit it. It’s like blogging. Quality, over quantity.

A drink which makes people’s backs be bent,
to drink up heavens great essence

A drink of which even God will pay,
to drink and sip all day by day

A drink in summer time may scare
Away the heat, as if a bear

Which’s fizziness is heavenly
Whos intimancy lies with gain.

Poems were made, by fools like me,
But only God, can make Pepsi

(you got any poetry spoofs? comment and put them here! I, among others, love a good laugh)